Are you frustrated by the lack of comments on your blog? Well one simple solution is to create your own fake comments. The great thing about this is that no one knows if they are real or not. Its your own blog. Do what you want with it!
So now I am going to pass it on to my faithful readers. What do you think about creating fake comments?
I have been getting non stop emails from all my readers asking where have my posts gone. Ok so its not true. No one has emailed me but thats ok cause i am a Zillion Dollar blogger. What does that have to do with anything? I dont know.
The truth is, I have been busy. What, like I am going to post everyday to no one. I’ll try to post everyday but some times i just dont have time.
At least I havent published an “Echo” post. If you dont know what I am talking about then check out oneyeargoal.com. It was one of his posts from a couple months ago.
Over the course of the year I noticed that there was a very obvious theme among blogs about blogging. It seems that there are literally hundreds if not thousands of blogs that cater to the blogging niche.
So I decided to write a little list of what every single blog about blogging must write about. Since I am not a blog about blogging I probably wont post about these things. Instead I will post about useless money making services or products that people will buy through my site to make me rich.
So heres the list:
o Wordpress themes
o Adsense ads positioning
o Having good content and posting frequently
o Guest bloggers
o SEO of course, what else
o How to write good posts
o How to increase your traffic
o how to increase your feedburner stats
o Did I mention “Good content”?
o Other ad strategies
o Stumble upon
o Alexa rank
o Page Rank
o technorati favorites exchange
o Having good content
o Wordpress plugins
o Digg
Ok theres more but I am too tired to finish this list. If you have a blog about blogging and you dont write about these things then you’re just not cool.
Well I went from a rank of 4 million something something to my new rank of 5.7 million (if only that was money and not just rankings). While its obviously better than the rank I started with its interesting how it dropped so quickly. I think it might be something with what I read over at Problogger just today - Alex Announces New Rankings.
Hey my rank is still awesome. I’m in the top 10,000,000.
This is a discussion that has been going on for awhile in blogosphere. If you have a blog about blogging then surely you’ve discussed this on more than one occasion. The general thought is that you should not display to the world that you have “No Comments”. Tech savvy people judge a blog by the number of comments under a post. No comments means no readers and having no readers means that your blog sucks!
So what the hell are you doing here.
I decided that since I am a zillion dollar blogger I should write posts with my wisdom on various things in life. If John Chow could write meaningless posts about nothing important then surely can I.
So here is my simple two step solution to weight loss. 1. Eat right and 2. EXERCISE!!!!
There you have it. Unless you have some medical condition that results in obesity there is no other solution that really works. And when I say exercise I mean really exercise with weights and/or pushups and situps. Aerobics and other cardio exercises might get your heart in great shape but it wont be enough to help you lose weight and get fit.
If you think you need help in this area then join your local Weight Watchers branch and follow their plan.
Thats it. I just saved you thousands of dollars now all you have to do is send me a donation for my words of wisdom and I will be very happy (and wealthy).
Everyone knows that if you want to be cool as a blogger you’ve got to have lots of feedburner readers. So here is one awesome way to increase your stats by one whole reader - Sign up for your own RSS feeds. I did this and I went from zero feeds to one feed in seconds. I am surely on my way to becoming a zillion dollar blogger. I am so excited that I am even going to post my feedburner stats in my sidebar.
There are many great things about having children but one thing I really enjoy is when my three year starts misbehaving I could yell at him and say that he’s behaving like a three year old. Or if our baby starts to cry I could say “Oh my goodness, she is such a baaabbbyyy!” Sometimes I would look down at her and say “You are such a baby sometimes you know that.” She would then look up at me and then let out a burp. I know, I’m pathetic.
I can’t decide whether I should stick to one post a day or maybe have many. I do remember reading a post on I think Problogger where he said that a blogger should write when he feels like it. Sometimes more, sometimes less. But I also remember reading in many other places that its important to have a set schedule and stick to it. Dont bog your readers down with too many posts. Ok well no one is reading this blog so I could do what I want. Maybe I’ll put up an opinion poll on the sidebar. But then I would be the only one submitting to the poll. What good is that?
And our tulips are sprouting. Isnt having a blog so much fun!
